- 9 month olds do not like the sound of hail crashing into the house, but they do like to eat remotes for comfort
- Try not to start conversations with moms of children aged zero to ~2 with, "is s/he a good sleeper?" I'll volunteer that information when it happens.
- I finally have "pinned the smell" of Miles's poop. Since he started eating solids, the unoffensive sour milk smell has been replaced with poop that smells like horse manure at Old Sturbridge Village in MA.
- Following, you know you are a parent (or a Grunkle with C.diff) when you obsess about poop (and that includes talking about its color, consistency and frequency with any other parent).