Seriously, people. Where's the 65 year old B-list celebrity host with the Just for Men comb-over. I HAVE to be on candid camera. The "this is not a funny joke" has gone on too long.
Miles puked for the first time today at school and is now home sick--still puking a bunch (currently, of the foam variety). Some nasty virus is circling his childcare, and he was the next in line of wounded soldiers. Normally this would be a minor inconvenience and one of those times your heart aches because you witness your child in pain...but with a newborn also at home, I am worried he'll adopt the GI wrath. Let's hope breast milk works some magic for Felix.
I am seriously considering initiating breast feeding again with Miles. It's only been 4 or so months since he's been sober.
Oh, and then there is that husband who just had oral surgery and the last thing he needs is a virus making him throw up! He cannot even turn his neck, let alone get in prime retching position.
Maybe I should initiate breast feeding with a 29 year old, too. (Tasteless?)
I am desperate.
But for real. Let's follow Susan Powter and "stop the insanity."
We have to get good news on Friday. If not...I quit.