Remember the post I just graced you with wherein I said I would rather have my son defecate in the pool to get us out of swim lessons?
MY SON JUST CONTAMINATED THE ENTIRE POOL WITH DIARRHEA AT SWIM LESSONS.
This isn't opposite day.
The only good thing, they didn't charge the $300 pool cleaning fee, and he only had 1/2 a lesson.
Now that my blog seems to be scarily prophetic...I would really rather win a million dollars than go back to swim lessons.