Monday, August 13, 2012

Toddler Porn

Did I get your attention on this sleepy Monday?

I am just asking to be overthrown by cyber-spambots.

Or gain the type of follower[warning! warning! approaching stereotype enhanced by doctored photo of Miles] who sports an oily 'stache and spends all day searching blogs for inappropriate content.
I got my weekly dose of smut and soul decay (ie, US Weekly), and found Felix on the floor, thumbing through the pages.

He quickly found his favorite page (I made it small, hoping not to get you fired from work.):

He carried the magazine around open to this page all morning. He kept noting that "he has his shirt off!" Despite my constant attempt at a lesson in pronouns, Felix was determined to mention this "guy's" lack of clothing for a good few hours.

Pinnacle toddler porn moment: Felix jumped onto the back of the couch to press his body against the big front-room picture room to knock on the glass and say hi to Daddy, who just happened to be talking to one of his runner's parents on our walkway.

What else do you think was pressed against the window as he was screaming "HI DADDY! HI DADDY! HI DADDY!"

The debate continues: does Eric go back to that Dad and explain why (from afar) it looked like his 2 year old was reading Playboy?

This, coming from a kid who insisted on wearing undies for our weekend walk. Good thing he is cute.



#neveradullmoment

(see that? It was me trying out Twitter. I promised I would never join, but am having late night urges. I think I am starting to convince myself it is an exercise in brevity, which I apparently need.)

2 comments:

  1. love it. i have been really getting the twitter itch lately - ever since Jennifer Egan released her latest "novel/short story" via twitter feed (it was published in its entirety in the New Yorker a few weeks ago so I could still "read" it but I felt like I was cheating).

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  2. US News? Really?! Yikes! Felix is darn cute in his skivvies.

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